First times

[snowee]

Swiped from elfgeek


First bike: Eh, two wheeler? A lime green ten speed handed down from kid to kid to kid. It was way too fucking big for me and as I thought I'd try to show off, I went down this HUGE hill near home and... tried to turn and... {pointing} See that scar? There are more, but I can't show you without stripping. {cough} Skidded face first across someone's driveway and, just my luck, the driveway was all broken up into gravel. I still remember picking a chunk of gravel from my eyebrow. Ahh, good times.

First best friend: Hmm, a tie between Laurel whom I was expected to be friends with because we lived near each other (btw, we're still friends which I think is cool, but much more peripherally) and Hilary who I just thought was so smart and so cool I wished I was like her (excellent ballerina. We lost touch in college and to this day it's the one person I wish I could contact again.)

First real memory of something: When I was 2, my parents decided to take a cross country trip to see the east coast. Who wants to take a 2 year old? I vaguely remember going to grandparents. Grandpa put together a brand new tricycle and then he painted it red. It was one of the few things I got that wasn't handed down. Then I go blank until I'm about 8.

First car: The Yellow Submarine! What the hell was that car? Uhm 1976, I think, eh, on the large side (but not really a boat. Just "streamlined") Bright yellow. That baby was fussy FUSSY for everyone else in the family, but when I got it, she ran on fumes. The "defogger" (a toggle near the steering wheel) made this horrible sound that made me change the name to the defrogger. Yeah, that car SUCKED, but I thought it was the bomb! (it probably was a bomb in disguise).

First partner: Partner... Uhm, in a serious dating, things could happen form, it was Sick Monkey (my hubby)

First date: With a ... friend, I guess. Never went anywhere and we're still friends, but anyway, we went to Junior Prom together my Sophomore year.

First kiss: I don't want to talk about it. {quickly running to next question}

First break-up: No real break ups, in my view. We were always friends later too. Eh, guess it would have to be breaking things off with a friend when I was about 22.

First time you had sex: With hubby. I know, sick, huh? If it makes me less of a loser, it was before our wedding night. {cough}

First job: Peter Piper Pizza. the sexist bastards who made me be "bev girl" because "Girls just can't cut pizza" Fuckers.

First screen name: Eh, Snowee.

First self purchased album: Can I even remember? I know that amongst the first were Don Harris, Carlos Nakai, and Chopin. I'm not pretentious, they were just cheap.

First concert: Sting, 1993.

First funeral: Auntie Doris - my great aunt I think

First pet: Cassie and Jessie - two dogs. Sweeties.

First prime minister you voted for: Hmm, British survey, is it? Eh, President it was Bush the Elder/Clinton and... I voted independent.

First piercing/tattoo: Piercing: ears when I was 14. Tattoo: right after my 18th birthday - almost as soon as I was legal.

First house/flat: College. Had a little studio apartment.

First credit card: from my credit union, nothing fancy. Simple Visa I used for school books and such at first.

First independent holiday: Road trip to Montana, Battle of the Little Big Horn, Missoula, came home through Yellowstone. It was FUN!

First love: I am still unwilling to admit it to myself

First enemy: Chris Long. I beat the shit out of him twice in elemtary school. He he he

Good times. Good times...