Take this test!
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1. Write three quotes from Monty Python
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2. Of the following, pick the one that most closely resembles you.
a. I enjoy reading livejournals, but never participate
b. I read livejournals, occasionally comment, but mostly keep to myself
c. I devour livejournals, 'friend' everyone, and cannot stop
3. How do you select your best friends?
a. Perhaps not the most popular, but they should be respectable, upstanding citizens
b. Whoever is most popular
c. The most evil being is always first
4. Which of the following hobbies suits you the most?
a. Solving a complex mathematical equation
b. Reading / writing / art
c. Coming up with new and inventive ways of pulling pranks on your nearest and dearest friends
5. Just how evil is too evil?
a. Anything nasty, dirty, kinky, or gory!
b. No such thing! Swimming in evil is fun!
c. I don't even understand the concept.
6. If presented with an option to either dress up business casual every day or to cross-dress everyday, which would you, choose?
a. Business casual
b. Cross Dress
c. None of the above. I hate to be stereotyped by gender specific clothing.
7. Rate yourself on a scale from 1 – 10 using any criteria that you would like.
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8. What is you favorite color?
9. How many accents can you fake?
10. On a scale from 1 – 10, how helpful has this questionnaire been for you?
Scoring:
Question 1:
Give yourself 1 point for each quote you have given.
For each answer that was not from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, give yourself 4 additional points.
Questions 2 – 5:
Subtract 5 points for each (a)
Add 5 points for each (c)
(b)’s gain 0 points each
Question 6:
If you answered with a, you gain 0 points.
If you answered with b, you gain 3 points.
If you answered with c, add 5 points.
Question 7:
If you rated yourself and came up with a reason 5 points.
If you rated yourself with no criteria and we have to guess 3 points.
No rating or rating criteria minus 0 points.
Question 8:
If you answered with a primary color (Red, Blue, Yellow), you get 1 point.
Variation on the primary colors 3 points.
Transparent, you gain 5 points.
Question 9:
Give yourself one point for each accent.
Question 10:
1 – 3 = 0 points.
4 – 6 = 3 points.
7 – 9 = 4 points.
10 = 5 points
Results:
Below 5 – You must be terribly dull, but buck up. This test means shit.
6-20 – You're vaguely interesting and seem to have potential.
21-35 – Your application is being considered. Please hold on the line.
36-49 – I kind of like you, but we really do need to work on getting you a bit more crooked
If you scored above 50 please know that you are being stalked by the FBI, but I want to be your best friend.
reworked and changed from a quiz hubby made at work for shits and giggles.
1. Write three quotes from Monty Python
______________________________
______________________________
______________________________
2. Of the following, pick the one that most closely resembles you.
a. I enjoy reading livejournals, but never participate
b. I read livejournals, occasionally comment, but mostly keep to myself
c. I devour livejournals, 'friend' everyone, and cannot stop
3. How do you select your best friends?
a. Perhaps not the most popular, but they should be respectable, upstanding citizens
b. Whoever is most popular
c. The most evil being is always first
4. Which of the following hobbies suits you the most?
a. Solving a complex mathematical equation
b. Reading / writing / art
c. Coming up with new and inventive ways of pulling pranks on your nearest and dearest friends
5. Just how evil is too evil?
a. Anything nasty, dirty, kinky, or gory!
b. No such thing! Swimming in evil is fun!
c. I don't even understand the concept.
6. If presented with an option to either dress up business casual every day or to cross-dress everyday, which would you, choose?
a. Business casual
b. Cross Dress
c. None of the above. I hate to be stereotyped by gender specific clothing.
7. Rate yourself on a scale from 1 – 10 using any criteria that you would like.
______________________________
______________________________
______________________________
8. What is you favorite color?
9. How many accents can you fake?
10. On a scale from 1 – 10, how helpful has this questionnaire been for you?
Scoring:
Question 1:
Give yourself 1 point for each quote you have given.
For each answer that was not from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, give yourself 4 additional points.
Questions 2 – 5:
Subtract 5 points for each (a)
Add 5 points for each (c)
(b)’s gain 0 points each
Question 6:
If you answered with a, you gain 0 points.
If you answered with b, you gain 3 points.
If you answered with c, add 5 points.
Question 7:
If you rated yourself and came up with a reason 5 points.
If you rated yourself with no criteria and we have to guess 3 points.
No rating or rating criteria minus 0 points.
Question 8:
If you answered with a primary color (Red, Blue, Yellow), you get 1 point.
Variation on the primary colors 3 points.
Transparent, you gain 5 points.
Question 9:
Give yourself one point for each accent.
Question 10:
1 – 3 = 0 points.
4 – 6 = 3 points.
7 – 9 = 4 points.
10 = 5 points
Results:
Below 5 – You must be terribly dull, but buck up. This test means shit.
6-20 – You're vaguely interesting and seem to have potential.
21-35 – Your application is being considered. Please hold on the line.
36-49 – I kind of like you, but we really do need to work on getting you a bit more crooked
If you scored above 50 please know that you are being stalked by the FBI, but I want to be your best friend.
reworked and changed from a quiz hubby made at work for shits and giggles.
