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Take the What High School
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The memories of HS drudged up by this quiz make me quiver. {pause} Next!


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Scare? Me scare? I'm not scary am I?

Bothersome when I get the same answers as friends. Damn. I try not to because I want to see other options. What's up with that!?





Take the What Type of Friend are
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What Natural Disaster are you? Take the quiz!

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Hubby
2. What is your weapon of choice? sex
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? doubtful
4. How about of the same sex? doubtful
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Ellie {laughing}
6. What is your pet peeve? too many to name
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? they go

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? care
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? eh, 7 pm (Well, I didn't get home until noon the next day...)
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: sadly, too many to name
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Maybe if I did lame excuses, I wouldn't get sucked into shit I don't want to deal with...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? don't think so
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Sex last Saturday was pretty athletic. WHAT!? you asked!
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Don't do alarm clocks.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? we buy overpriced coffee beans.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Sometime after I stopped counting.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? probably should.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? no

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 3
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? 1
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? no
4. Have you "done it"? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes, lips...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? office supply
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? invest some, save some, then start shopping.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? eh, I make do with whatever.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? nope
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 2 (Considering they were given to me by the wife of the musician, I'm not gonna feel guilty about it)

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Used to be proud of a lot. Used to volunteer at jobs for zoo, disabled students, etc, but lately? Nothing.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? nothing I'm aware of
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? more college.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Oddly, I lied to my sister - to get her to do something she knows she should do, but nearly talked herself out of doing.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Their knowledge
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? That show's lame
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I'm good being me
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? No
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Never thought about it
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I'm trying to make friends with them all.

Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? No following
2. What religion were you raised as? Mormon
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? I hope human.
4. Do you believe in magic? Yes
5. What was the last promise you broke? Not broken so much as on hold? {gulp}
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? no
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? to make it through in one piece
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Yes...
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no
6. Do you gamble? not really
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? yes

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? several.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? MADD, RAINN, Humane Society, Food Bank, BBBSA, eh, that's off top of my head.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yes
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? occasionally.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I... haven't done anything out of the ordinary.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? failure
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothin'
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? The ones I create in my mind - because they're mine?
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? I like to think so
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when? Yes. Was about 15 and playing piano in a recital... froze. Freaked. It was ugly. I still have nightmares.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Depends on what's needed.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I would go, but I also hope, honestly, that it doesn't happen or I don't qualify somehow.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Not in general, but I have felt it necessary in some situations.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal:
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I can't call it favourite if it hit circus status
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yes

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? food
2. Do you collect anything? sort of, kind of, involuntarily, yes.
3. Are you addicted to anything? yes
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yes
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? check/cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: make mistakes
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? certain things, yes

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? So many...
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yyyes... somewhat involuntarily.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in? Don't ask
5. Do you drive defensively? Mostly
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever? no
7. What did you learn today? a little more patience
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? {shrug}