More Letters To Santa
Dec. 7th, 2002 09:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snoweeRead mine to hubby. Not to be outdone, he created his own.
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Patrick's Christmas party. It was Gayle who spiked the punch with too much Skyy Blue. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Silver.
I thought it was funny when I put Tim's Jock Strap on my head and danced the Tango on the Futon while singing `Stone Cold Crazy'. I didn't mean to break Patrick's Vibrator and don't know why Patrick would sue me for Assault and Battery.
I don't remember calling Joseph's wife a bouncy mink---even though she looked like one with amethyst eye shadow and emerald lipstick!
And when I threw up on Shalisse's husband's cock, it was only because I ate too much of that fondu.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my moped through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a jittery emu and have me arrested for arson!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all round and uncut. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slender stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and softly yours,
Scott (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 55 bucks!
round and uncut!? ROTFLMAO!!!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Patrick's Christmas party. It was Gayle who spiked the punch with too much Skyy Blue. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Silver.
I thought it was funny when I put Tim's Jock Strap on my head and danced the Tango on the Futon while singing `Stone Cold Crazy'. I didn't mean to break Patrick's Vibrator and don't know why Patrick would sue me for Assault and Battery.
I don't remember calling Joseph's wife a bouncy mink---even though she looked like one with amethyst eye shadow and emerald lipstick!
And when I threw up on Shalisse's husband's cock, it was only because I ate too much of that fondu.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my moped through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a jittery emu and have me arrested for arson!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all round and uncut. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slender stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and softly yours,
Scott (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 55 bucks!
round and uncut!? ROTFLMAO!!!
