Elephant Jokes

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The Blue Elephant Joke:

M: How do you kill a blue elephant?
L: Uh, how?
M: (looks at L like "Isn't it obvious?") You shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant?
L: (thinks) A red elephant gun?
M: (looks at L like L's crazy) You choke it until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a green elephant?
L: You know? I just don't know.
M: (proud, but also a tad silly) Well, you tell it a dirty joke so it gets embarrassed and blushes then you choke it until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a yellow elephant?
L: I... dunno. (Wondering if you have to get it horny or envious and if so, how.)
M: (speaks like you must be a silly crazy fool) Have you ever heard of a yellow elephant?!

(Dedicated to the memory of the best joker in the world - the man who made John Cleese look dull, even though he did a perfect impersonation - Mike Burns)


Elephants in a Volkswagon

How many elephants can you fit into a Volkswagon?
Four
How can you tell if there is and elephant in your refrigerator?
There are footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggling.
How can you tell there are three elephants in your fridge?
You can barely shut the door.
How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
There's a Volkswagon parked outside.

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