Murphy's Law

Why, when I finally have time to sign onto MSN messenger and goof off, is there never anyone there unless I'm just trying to talk to one person in particular in which case that person isn't there, but everyone else is?

Quotes:
"I'm wearing PINK because my clown suit still has blood all over it."
"Someone should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry."
"I'm not mean, you're just a wussay!"
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"