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When curious, I check out the stats for my webpage. Today I wandered into a feature my host added last year where you can check out how people found your page. Things I've learned:
-Two places have my QaF page listed amongst their links
-14 people found my page while searching for the keyword 'cum'
-61 people were looking for Velvet Goldmine
-5 people were trying to find Southern Exposure Strip Club. (I suppose I shouldn't have named the strip joint in a fic after a local hot spot, but it was for Due South and seemed all too tempting!)
-51 people used the keyword 'gagged'
-34 people used the keyword 'bound'
-3 whopping people searched for Fraser Kowalski Gen
-6 stumbled into my domain searching for Hockey Night In Canada Midi... which I am still trying to figure out WHY it came up with me in that search. Yes, hockey is in a fic, as is the word Night and Canada, but I'm stumped where I have Midi
-11 entered my page looking for the word midi!
-4 people were looking for 'asshole'
-3 wanted to find a penis
-2, not just one, 2 wanted to find animal cum filled asshole

Conclusions:
1) Thank god no one was looking for Jessica Simpson.'
2) Some people search for the weirdest shit, but when you're looking, don't you think something tame sounding like "snowees" should be a tip that you're not gonna find it here?

Meanwhile, I had new thoughts on that other problem. It shouldn't bother me. It really shouldn't. I figured out why it does... because I feel like this other person is punishing me for having the same interests they do. I feel like they have an attitude of "I have to beat you" instead of "Let's get along!" I've linked to her page in a gesture of sharing... I have a feeling the favour wouldn't be returned.

Ah, look at that icon. Isn't she cute? Thanks again, Bink...

Edit to add: I just had a flashback... anythingoes"Don't do a search for meat fettish." Me "Why not?" anythingoes (sounding horrified - and remember nothing scares her) "Just...don't"
It was meat fettish, right? Been a while.