Don't want to do today...

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Had to post this answer 'cause I like the song. I'm also yellow M&M, curfew whores, and Wiscked Nikki - see Mali's LJ. (btw, WTF!?)

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BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA {thud, rolling on floor} AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA {holding sides} BWEE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE SNORT! Oh. Excuse me.

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Then A LOOOOONG Survey (This could take me the rest of the day)
[[ Birthday ]]- May 15th
[[ Age ]] - 27
[[ Astrological sign? ]] Taurus
[[ Location ]] - You-taw
[[ Sexual Preference ]] - Staight. {blink} Unfortunately, I think at times.
[[ Marital Status ]] - Married.
[[ Eyecolor ]] - eh, change from day to day.
[[ Parents still together? ]] - Yeah
[[ Pets? ]] - 3 kitties and a toddler.
[[ In school/graduated? ]] - Lotsa college. Nothing to show for it.
[[ What do you do for work? ]] - Raise a child?
[[How much do you make? ]] - lots and lots of sexual favours...

Preferences
[[ Black and White/Color ]] - I'm in an odd B&W mode right now.
[[ Black/White ]] - Black.
[[ Red/Blue ]] - Blue
[[ Dogs/Cats ]] - Cats
[[ Roses/Daisies ]] - Roses
[[ Hair: Short/Long ]] - Long
[[ Boots/Shoes ]] - Boots!!!
[[ Dark/Light ]] - Dark
[[ Day/Night ]] - Night
[[ City/Country ]] - Country

Favorites
[[ Color ]] - love colours.
[[ Animal ]] - cute ones with great personalities.
[[ Soda ]] - Fresca
[[ Food ]] - Greek
[[ Bands ]] - Christ, this could take all day. NIN, Wild Stawberries - I like more musicians that "bands". Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, Heather Nova... seriously - ALL DAY
[[ Movie ]] - Velvet Goldmine (damn you, Anything!), Playing By Heart {pondering} this could also take a while.
[[ Have tattoos? ]] - Just the one
[[ Piercings? ]] - ears. {shrug} It's all trendy now. I'm not in the mood.
[[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend ]] I could use one.
[[ Stolen anything? ]] - Yes.
[[ Smoked? ]] - Yup.
[[ Pot? ]] - {cough} No. Of course not. Never. That would be... wrong...
[[ Crack? ]] - No.
[[ Drank? ]] - Haheh, yeah.
[[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ]] - {bows head} Yes.
[[ Considered being a hooker? ] - {looks at self} Eh, no.
[[ Maybe a pimp? ]] - Oo, no, but I will now.
[[ Cheated on someone? ]] - No
[[ Been married? ]] - Yeah
[[ Been divorced? ]] - No
[[ Are you psycho? ]] - Of course not!
[[ Split personalities? ]] - I'm normal. {Swallowing hard and hoping no one notices I used the word normal.}
[[ Schizophrenic? ]] - Naw
[[ Obsessive? ]] - Nope... but I'm sure all the CD's are facing the same way. They're all facing the same way, aren't they? Yeah, of course they are.
[[ Compulsive? ]] - Nope. {checking CD's} See? I told you they were all facing the same way.
[[ Obsessive Compulsive? ]] - Nope. OH MY GOD! Who put Sneakers before Scarlet Pimpernel! SC comes before SN!!!
[[ Anxiety? ]] - Naw.
[[ Depressed? ]] - Not today.
[[ Suicidal? ]] - Not today. I'm not gonna discuss that topic here.

HAVE YOU EVER...
*Kissed someone of the same sex: No
*Been in love: Yeah
*Been so drunk you blacked out: Heh, uuuuhm, yeah.
*Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?: No
*Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
*Set a body part on fire: Well, yeah.
*Had an imaginary friend: The Girls.
*Called or seen a psychic: Uh, yeah.
*Ever cried at a chick flick: Yes
*Had a crush on a teacher: Nope.
*Found a cartoon character attractive: Nnnnno.
*Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the block tape: Nope.

DO YOU...
*Wear eye shadow: No
*Have a dog: No
*Want a tattoo: Yes.
*Have any regrets: Hm. Yeah.
*Have a crush on someone: Maybe a little.
*Do you have a best friend: Yes
*Who do you go to for advice: {blink} I don't 'cause I've come to believe I'm the only one who's right. {cough} I do, however, bounce ideas around with hubby.
*Who knows all your secrets?: There's still one hubby doesn't know.
*Who do you cry with: Moiself

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
*God/Devil: Devil
*Yourself: YES
*Your friends: Mostly, yes
*Aliens: Yeah, I know this chick from Mexico...
*Love: Good question.
*The Closet Monster: ha, no.
*Soulmates?: Nope. I do believe I love my hubby, we have lots in common, and we get along, but that doesn't make for fate or destiny.

RANDOM QUESTIONS:
[what are you wearing] - plaid flannel pants, black shirt.
[where do you buy your clothes] - Here and there. I make some so I can have exactly what I want.
[what are you listening to] - Placebo
[where do you wish you were right now] - Mentally here. Physically I am here, but my mind's been wandering for the last few months. Don't care where physically. I can make it work

Five things that 2002 taught me:
1) I still hate other people's children.
2) Discipline works.
3) Why stick up for a family that doesn't stick up for you?
4) It can all change if you look at it differently.
5) Wanting money isn't greedy. It's survival.

Five personally significant events of 2002:
1) Moved twice
2) Got hooked on QaF and hooked others as well
3) Wow. I just realized that the entirety of 2002 went by without me working out a suicide plan.
4) Selfish year. I did things with more concern about what I wanted than making others happy.
5) It's pretty much been about the kid.

Five things I want to do in 2003:
1) Make new friends
2) Get Anything here
3) Make significant progress on novels
4) buy a piano
5) keep living

Five things I don't want to do in 2003:
1) quit
2) end it with a list as boring as my "Five personally significant events of 2002" list
3) hate, judge, that sort of thing
4) kill someone
5) fall back into bad habits

And lastly:
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: Laura Lee
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: I wonder - good question - 'cause Mom and Dad thought I was gonna be a boy.
(3) Would you name a child of your's after you?: No
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of your's, who would you switch with?: names mean very little
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?: Loora (It's Lahrah)
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?: I'd have to pull a Cobain if that happened, ok?

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No
(8) Do you think God has a gender?: Not exactly.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?: No
(10) Do you believe in organised religion?: nope
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?: Go to a lake of fire and fry...
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?: No

HUMOUR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?: too easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?: Hubby & Anything.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?: Occasionally
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?: eh, once in a while
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?: wanna have sex?
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?: I'm not very funny.

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Yes
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Too many to select even a few. There's a lot of shit out there right now.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Chiquitita by ABBA (I'm kidding)
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? I listen to lots and lots of music so that I rarely get one stuck
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?: "Always Look on the Bright Side of Your Life" 'cause it sounds like good sentiment, but it's also slightly warped.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?: Hmm. Toss up between The Perfect Drug & Shy
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?: I don't let him sing. I'd be happy if it wasn't Queen though. (No objection to Queen, but if he were gonna do something, I'd want him to try harder than his favourite band)

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?: ha ha, uhm, wrong crowd, but Velvet Goldmine. Also, Year of the Comet, Girlfight, and several others
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?: It's not a rule, but it sometimes seem like "they" don't try.
(28) Who's your favourite Star Wars character?: Han Solo
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?: Something complete. They seem to all be fluffy romance, violent action, or sappy chick drama. How about something original!?
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?: Legend - a bunch of current movies that I'm not gonna say. Anime

FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?: taste
(32) What's your favourite kind of cheese?: love all cheese
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?: That my tastes vary
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?: This is why I can by picky about what I eat.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?: Nnnno

COMPUTERS

(36) Mac or PC?: PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?: enough to know what's going on in there.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?: My choices these days are conversation with a 2 year old or adult IM. What do you think?
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?: I think yes.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?: No

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?: {chuckle} This is why hubby has to put up with a LOT of odd questions.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?: Eh, I prefer not to make sweeping assumptions.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? yeah.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?: I just can't think of anything that's only true of males...

CELEBRITIES

(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?: Yeah, if it's someone I'm interested in. Turns out good in some cases.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?: No desire.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?: Naw.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?: That movie would suck.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?: What's the big deal?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?: No interest
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Eh, no.

NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?: Depends on the context.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?: no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?: Yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?: Yes
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?: Yes.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?: Nope
(58) Are there too many numbers floating around in our lives?: Such is life.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?: Nope.
(60) What do you think of pi?: Only if it's chocolate. {blink}

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?: No
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Ha ha... I was flattered.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?: Being friends first worked out very nicely.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?: Yes
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Only sissies think it's not acceptable.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?: Oh. God. Just had a long debate on this. As long as both/all parties involved consent.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Well, I know my friends didn't think he was cute.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? No.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? No
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?: {looking} Ok, yeah.

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favourite possession?: oy, toss up between CD's & guitar
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?: piano
(73) How badly do you want it?: very? It's hard living around the corner from a piano store, too!
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?: Yes. ABout 3 years ago I decided I must have been missing something. {shaking head} I wasn't.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?: {chuckle}

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?: Yes. I pull out Nat King Cole on Christmas day. That's the only light of day he sees all year.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?: I'm there. Hit it at 21.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?: The ones I've made myself since adulthood.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?: undercover vampire. I wore my new trenchcoat and everyday clothes. {grin} I was oddly proud of it anyway.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?: The ones I make up myself.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August - what should be put there?: Sex Day. Everyone gets it off and goes to seminars on perverted sexual practices. I DON'T KNOW!

MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?: Sucks rocks.
(83) How good is your long-term memory?: Better than short.
(84) What is your earliest memory?: I believe it must have been Mom telling me that Dad was in hospital.
(85) What is your happiest memory?: Dunno
(86) What is your strangest memory?: Couldn't say.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorise?: Dante's Inferno 'cause it'd make me look smart. (again with the kidding)
(88) What movie(s) makes/made you cry?: Swing Kids. every fucking time.
(89) What book(s) makes/made you cry?: They don't. I don't react when I read - it stays all in my head.
(90) What song(s) makes/made you cry?: Hm, can't think of any, but I know there are a couple.


I've bored you all enough for today. Life's dull. Preparing for crossdress party this Saturday and shouldn't really be here, but oh well.

I really need to do the marijuana dissertation I've been planning - soon!